get your energetic sh*t together

We are a spiritual lifestyle brand celebrating the fun, hot messy journey of ascension.
Soon you'll be able to download our app & join the community, until then shop our store!

Action Cards

Action Cards

Elevate from Hot Mess to Goddess by following our signature Action Card... 

Goddess Attire

Goddess Attire

Dressed up or down, remind yourself you're a Goddess. 

  • Products

    Aimed at the lazy spiritual girl elevating to embody her inner goddess on the daily. We've curated products that help make it effortless.

  • App

    The HMTG App is the lazy girl's pocket guide to spirituality. A constantly growing resource of spiritual Cliff's Notes. Join our community for monthly lessons, sound healings, exclusive content, accountability challenges & more.

  • Retreats

    Escape with your new meme friends & relax in vision board glory. Join our community & get on the email list to be the first to hear about our next excursion.